Terms of use

Terms & Conditions

The Roundabout™ is satire. Everything below is written in the register it mocks, which is itself most of the disclaimer.

1. What this is

The Roundabout™ is a humour website that generates fictional business aphorisms. Nothing it produces is advice, insight, strategy or a substitute for thinking. Any resemblance to something said in your last meeting is the entire joke.

2. What you may do

Read it, laugh, copy a line, paste it into a deck and enjoy watching whether anyone notices. You may share generated wisdom freely. You may not sell it back to us as consulting.

3. Reliance

Do not make decisions based on output from this site. If you build a quarterly strategy around a sentence produced by The Roundabout™, the navigation system was not the principal governance failure.

4. Warranties

The Roundabout™ is provided “as is”, which here means “as a joke”. We make no warranty that any generated sentence is meaningful and provide strong circumstantial evidence that it is not. Synergies are non-refundable. Arrival is not guaranteed.

5. Trademarks

“The Roundabout™” wears its ™ as part of the satire. The trademark symbols scattered through Peak Wisdom™ output are decoration and confer no additional gravitas, ownership or executive presence.

6. Changes

We may revise these Terms at any time, socialise the change in a forum you were not invited to and mark the whole thing green regardless. Continued use constitutes continued circulation.

These Terms are governed by common sense and a sense of humour. If either is unavailable in your jurisdiction, please take the next exit.